Dear College Students,
Over the years, you have helped me grow into one of the more popular beers in the Anheuser Busch family. Though I don’t get much publicity, your weekend contributions keep me brewing. Sure some of the other beers pick on me because I am not the best tasting beer, but I know deep down inside that I have something none of the other beers have. I have the ability to supply happiness in quantity. Thats right! For just $4.99 you can have 12 of me and that is usually enough to make your Saturday night one to forget.
Here in the factory the other beers like Budweiser and Bud light get all the attention. While they are being sold for 7.50 a beer at football games and concert events, I know that I am making some college kid’s night.
It’s because of you that I am the invited to penny pictures night on college campuses around the U.S. You students have used your ingenuity to create some of the most pointless videos and participate in some of the most senseless acts of stupidity the internet has ever seen. I am glad to say I was a part of it.
I have been apart of every drinking event and Beer Olympics this land has seen and I just wanted to show you my utmost appreciation by sending you this letter. Heck, you college students even put off eating for a 12 pack. This is the least I can do. Just remember, next time you loose all your money on a stupid bet or at the casino you can always find enough change in your couch for a “12 of Natty”
Watch this Beer Pong tournament which I can guarantee I was apart of.
If you have a minute check out this beer pong phenomenon.